Posted on July 29 at 12:46 am with 238,197 notes Reblog
WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

Posted on July 29 at 12:25 am with 1,994 notes Reblog

Posted on July 29 at 12:22 am with 71,993 notes Reblog

That… Is not what I expected

Posted on July 29 at 12:20 am with 253,163 notes Reblog


i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.

Posted on July 29 at 12:20 am with 62,637 notes Reblog




fun date idea:

take me to comic con

drop me off


pick me up when it’s over tho

Give me spending money too


Posted on July 29 at 12:17 am with 86,976 notes Reblog


im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it


Posted on July 29 at 12:16 am with 35,283 notes Reblog


man can we collectively join together to change the name of “watersports” to something a little less misleading

i remember the first time i saw that in the description of a fic

i was like “so what, do the characters go to a waterpark or something? kinda weird that the author felt the need to specifically point that out”

spoiler alert

the characters did not go to a waterpark.

(Source: sergeantjerkbarnes)

Posted on July 29 at 12:14 am with 41,204 notes Reblog




What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:

Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?

have u ever fuckin heard of a double date

Posted on July 29 at 12:10 am with 46,841 notes Reblog

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