Posted on September 16 at 11:10 pm with 70,518 notes Reblog
Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies
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Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

(via sassafranski)

(Source: feellng)



Posted on September 16 at 7:14 pm with 63,563 notes Reblog


Posted on September 16 at 10:57 am with 241 notes Reblog
fuckyesdeadpool:

Deadpool - and action !!! by ~Artizer


Posted on September 11 at 8:32 pm with 291,568 notes Reblog
I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.
-Dita Von Teese (via vivphamtastik)

(Source: dita-van-teese)



Posted on September 11 at 8:32 pm with 397,813 notes Reblog

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat)



Posted on September 11 at 5:25 pm with 123,823 notes Reblog


Posted on September 11 at 5:21 pm with 191,298 notes Reblog

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker



Posted on September 11 at 5:20 pm with 44,855 notes Reblog

flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds



Posted on September 11 at 5:18 pm with 81,983 notes Reblog


Posted on September 11 at 5:17 pm with 82,988 notes Reblog
Anti-honesty hour. Ask me anything and I will respond with blatant lies.

(Source: ramblingredrose)


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